connecting the dOts in life

Tuesday, 21 August 2007

Taking Loathesome to a brand new level.

The most horrific, disgusting thing just happened to me. While at the loo just now, something dropped out of my shorts. It was brown, soft, flat, dead (thankfully) if not I would have fainted seriously.

It was a freaking #%^&#! LIZARD!

WHAT! I literally came out of the bathroom shaking, and screaming. How did that STUPID THING get into my shorts???!!!!!

Don't ask me how I could not feel it. The touch of my deadly foe's cold bloodless amphibian skin against mine. DONT ASK. coz I thought I felt something while teaching my brother math just a while ago. And AGAIN while blogging just now. Not moving, but something wasnt right down there.

Thankfully it didnt move. Or I would have seriously pulled my pants down in front of my lil sibling.

My mum was very understanding though. When I ran out of the bathroom and ran to her screaming, she said " haha, go and wash yourself, hopefully the tail's not stuck somewhere in your butt crack"

Thanks mum. I was so super scared I'll see some outline of that creature on my body, like what we see at a CSI crime scene.. tattooed on my body eternally. AHHHH! But i know it was qt impossible, coz it was just in my pants, that's all, that layer. Still, I washed myself like a million times with dettol. I HAD TO get rid of every cell of that hideous thing that possibly got in contact with me.

My Dad was more positive. " Your foe was so near you. Not scared of it anymore right? "

I think my negative vibes towards those eeky stuff will never cease. Negative vibe is such a mild word. I hate them to the core! Don't ask me why I just did ever since I was born. Some poeple say they help to eat mosquitoes and are supposedly good for the environment. What crap. Times have changed. I walk into the kitchen in the morning and what do I see? A lizard savouring pathetic drops of leftover fruit juice on the table!

And they have even evolved into creatures who reside in people's garments! Nevermind. I will get over this. Shall consider myself a hero for successfully squashing a lizard to death under the mighty weight of my gluteous maximus.

HURRAY!